Polandball: Not Safe For World
How long can you maintain world peace? Let's unleash the nukes! Emu War Update This is the most historically accurate emu war game on Google Play (as if there were any others!). The world is in chaos: rioters are rioting, terrorists are terrorizing, and zombies are… well, zombifying. America, the World Police, needs your help as its sidekick. Only YOU can save the world and bring about world peace. You are the chosen one, possessing passion, kindness, and a thirst for justice—and America needs a partner for some good cop/bad cop action. So, let's push the big red button and neutralize all evil nations, FOR JUSTICE!!!
Gameplay is simple: rotate the Earth to locate troubled countries and attack them until their problems are solved. You must act before global happiness or population plummets. Choose three weapons (thirteen available) for each game. A fan of Polandball? Then you'll love this!
Q&A
Q: Why is the Polish flag upside down? A: Because Poland is upside down.
Q: What do you mean, "Poland is upside down?" A: Next question.
Q: Why is Israel a box? A: Because of Jewish Physics.
Q: This game is offensive. A: That's not a question.
What's New in Version 1.08.9 (Updated September 3, 2024):
Minor optimizations for Google Play Version Policy compliance.
Polandball: Not Safe For World
How long can you maintain world peace? Let's unleash the nukes! Emu War Update This is the most historically accurate emu war game on Google Play (as if there were any others!). The world is in chaos: rioters are rioting, terrorists are terrorizing, and zombies are… well, zombifying. America, the World Police, needs your help as its sidekick. Only YOU can save the world and bring about world peace. You are the chosen one, possessing passion, kindness, and a thirst for justice—and America needs a partner for some good cop/bad cop action. So, let's push the big red button and neutralize all evil nations, FOR JUSTICE!!!
Gameplay is simple: rotate the Earth to locate troubled countries and attack them until their problems are solved. You must act before global happiness or population plummets. Choose three weapons (thirteen available) for each game. A fan of Polandball? Then you'll love this!
Q&A
Q: Why is the Polish flag upside down? A: Because Poland is upside down.
Q: What do you mean, "Poland is upside down?" A: Next question.
Q: Why is Israel a box? A: Because of Jewish Physics.
Q: This game is offensive. A: That's not a question.
What's New in Version 1.08.9 (Updated September 3, 2024):
Minor optimizations for Google Play Version Policy compliance.
