Embark on a hilarious insult-sword-fighting pirate adventure to break a wicked curse!

A disastrous curse transforms you into your pirate grandfather, leaving your fate hanging in the balance. To reclaim your true self, you must guide a quirky crew through a series of side-splitting challenges in this interactive novel, reminiscent of Monkey Island and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Pirates of Donkey Island is a text-based adventure (no graphics or sound) by Gilbert Gallo, boasting 79,000 words of captivating storytelling driven entirely by your choices.

Your crew? A sophisticated gorilla, a rock-and-roll zombie, an ageless voodoo priestess, and a ridiculously flamboyant spokesperson. Their unique stories and interactions will shape your journey and reveal your true identity.

Prepare for countless insult-sword duels, grog-fueled competitions, and rigged games of chance that will change your perspective on life. Uncover the truth about your despised grandfather, and decide: embrace your cursed existence or fight your destiny?

Key Features:

• Customize your character: Define your protagonist's gender (male, female, non-binary) and sexual orientation (gay, straight, asexual).
• Choose your path: Seek a cure for your curse or revel in your undead pirate life.
• Find romance: Will it be a powerful gorilla, a zombie rocker, or a charming, elderly lady?
• Lead your crew: Uncover the mysteries of the Cursed Caribbean with your motley crew's unique abilities.
• Master insult-sword fighting: Engage in uproarious verbal battles with your foes.
• Choose your loyalty: Become a respected captain or betray your crew for riches.

Stop flailing your sword like a novice and set sail for the Cursed Caribbean! Your ultimate treasure awaits: self-discovery.